Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

“The Nick Xenophon Team is designed to succeed where Clive, Jacqui, Ricky Muir and the Brick With Eyes have all failed and become a political pain-in-the-arse capable of bringing government in this country to a complete standstill. If you’re disillusioned by all the government mistakes of the past vote for us and make the exciting switch to a leading government mistake of the future”

Malcolm the Oracle of Omniscience

Many leading figures in Australia are learning how beneficial it can be to Dial Triple O for Malcolm in times of need. This week you can read how Malcolm comes up with a brilliant idea to blame Bill Shorten for everything, even Tanya Plibersek and Penny Wong.

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