Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

“Based on the latest projections I now as Commissioner confidently expect the AEC will finish counting the votes for the Senate somewhere in the near future.

I know a lot of people believe this doesn’t add up and there are too many people at the AEC who just don’t seem to count when it comes to providing election results but you have to keep in mind it takes our scrutineers over half an hour to go from one end of the Senate ballot paper to the other.

Furthermore they suffer such recurring shock and trauma at the odd Senate candidates people are prepared to vote for we have to give them regular time off for reorientation and recuperation”