Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

“The question for the gay community is whether to support the plebiscite on marriage equality or opt for a three year wait in the forlorn hope that Bill Shorten can win the election in 2019 and bring on a vote in parliament. Bill’s chances of becoming PM in 2019 are about the same as George Pell’s of emulating Mother Theresa. What’s more could you possibly imagine anything less romantic than being on a gay marriage promise from Bill for three years?”

The Whogivesashit Issues that really matter

This week in our compelling new series Friday Mash’s distinguished team of correspondents worldwide discuss whether Kevin should be the next UN Secretary General. We didn’t ask Julia for her opinion because she obviously doesn’t giveashit.