Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

“Of course I could have won a third Presidential term. I am the only President in history who has achieved a 40% increase in food stamp distribution and was well on my way to delivering the economic conditions that would bring this great benefit to all Americans. I harbour a dream that one day as UN Secretary General I’ll achieve eating equality across the whole world through a global food stamp distribution scheme. What’s more I’m confident of doing a worldwide deal with McDonalds that delivers double value for food stamps redeemed on Mondays”

A message from the US President-Elect

Donald Trump has chosen this week’s edition of Friday Mash to reassure all Australians that he hasn’t forgotten about them because he didn’t know they existed in the first place.