Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

“As soon as I’m sworn into office and Hillary is safely behind bars I’m going to initiate my six week plan to make America great again. Look I love Australia, I really do, no-one loves Australians more than me especially your women. That’s why I plan to send you boatloads of Mexicans and Muslims and only charge you for their fares one-way. Furthermore I plan to initiate an American cultural development program down there which will comprise a Melania Centre for Misogyny Studies, appointing Sarah Palin as our ambassador and opening a Trump Hamburger Hotel next to the Opera House”

Read all about the latest plans of Abbott The Avenger

In the latest edition of the Abbott The Avenger series you can learn how Abbott and his trusted cohorts Cory and Eric plan to drive Malcolm to wherever Kevin and Julia have gone.

 

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