“I now plan to contest the Presidential election under the Palmer United Party banner. The world best practice closure techniques that Clive has applied to the Palmer Coolum Resort, the Dinosaur Park, Gold Coast United, his parliamentary seat and Queensland Nickel have inspired me to plan closure of the Southern Border with Mexico, the Republican Party, the Clintons, all contact with the outside world and country’s immigration programme. When I’ve accomplished all that I’ll close down Clive and become the PUP’s new owner”
Can Public Bar Politics produce a better PM?
In this week’s article in his Public Bar Politics series Fred Plodge explains why he could find a better Prime Minister than Malcolm or Bill simply by touring public bars throughout Australia.