Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

“I would strongly welcome your unequivocal expressions of support for my campaign to succeed Ban Ki-Moon as UN Secretary General. It would be especially helpful if you could confirm that Pink Batts wasn’t my fault and the character assassination of me by Julia and half the Labor Party was merely an application of programmic specificity to the party leadership selection process.

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Has Bill Shorten got what it takes to be PM?

If you haven’t got the slightest idea you can be reassured by this week’s edition of Fly on the Wall that Tanya and Albo haven’t got the slightest idea either.