Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

Confidential sources in Washington are reporting that Trump has opened negotiations with the Chinese Government to purchase the Great Wall of China. It would save him building another one from scratch and he’s assured the Chinese that the Mexican Government will pay to have it shipped to the Southern Border and reassembled. In response to questions from a Friday Mash correspondent about whether Mexican tourists would be able to walk along the wall Trump indicated that he’s ok with that as long as they both enter and exit it on the southern side.

Don’t miss Dick Head’s epic interview with Pauline Hanson

In one of the more riveting interviews in the famous Dick Head series Pauline Hanson reveals that she is the inspiration behind Trump’s rather radical North Queensland style of politics.