Offering a uniquely Australian perspective on the US Presidential election

“I admit I made mistakes during my time in Ballarat. For example I failed to recognise the need for sex instruction classes for priests. The other problem was my lack of awareness of what goes on around me, in fact I’ve only just realised what a lot of Catholicism goes on in the Vatican. I must say however I’ve been very distressed by comments that a heart condition isn’t a valid excuse for not flying to Australia when it applies to someone as heartless as me”

Could Trump happen in Australia?

A Hole Comments this week on this vital question that is worrying both the Coalition and Labor and concludes that if Malcolm makes as big a mess of things as Kevin, Julia and Tony a Trump-like figure is likely to emerge promising to build a wall along the North Coast of Australia and persuade Indonesia to pay for it.