Archive for the ‘UK correspondent – Tori Banger’ Category

  • Tori Banger Interviews Ed Miliband

    In a riveting discussion with Tori Ed Miliband explains why he’s in favour of much bigger budget deficits.

    Read more
  • Farewell Tour

    Tori gets David’s reaction to Rupert’s farewell tour of the UK

    Read more
  • Tori Banger Interviews Ed Miliband

    Tori didn’t appreciate how interminably boring Ed can be until she started interviewing him

    Read more
  • Tori Banger Interviews Pippa Middleton

    Pippa did you ever dream that one day you would be sitting on the world’s most glamorous bum?

    Read more
  • An Affair Not to Remember

    Tori Banger recently caught up with the UK Deputy Prime Minister for an in depth discussion about national affairs

    Read more
  • david cameron

    The Tori Banger Interview with David Cameron

    ‘Your recent budget measures were controversial’ said Tori ‘It was a brave move to raise the retirement age to 103’

    Read more
  • (American) Guide to Election Sanity Sustainability

    Our UK, US and Canberra political correspondents have pooled their vast experience and research acquired through years of intense mental suffering during election campaigns

    Read more
  • (American) Will the Coalition Lead to Gay Marriage?

    (American) Will the Coalition Lead to Gay Marriage?

    David Cameron and Nick Clegg have denied that their Coalition agreement requires them to undertake consideration of gay marriage

    Read more
  • (American) UK Free of Brown Volcanic Ash

    (American) UK Free of Brown Volcanic Ash

    There is universal agreement that Gordon has the vision, the intellect and the talent to do virtually any job except prime minister of the UK

    Read more
  • (American) Gordon’s Last Stand

    (American) Gordon’s Last Stand

    The UK election result puts the country on course for government chaos similar to Tasmania

    Read more
  • (American) Bigoted Grandmas Push for Power

    (American) Bigoted Grandmas Push for Power

    Some commentators believe that voters are so disillusioned with Brown, Cameron and Clegg that the Bigoted Grandmas Party could seize power.

    Read more
  • (American) Throwing a Clegg Over

    (American) Throwing a Clegg Over

    Nick Clegg, the Liberal Democrats leader revealed he had slept with no more than thirty women

    Read more
  • (American) Lots of Ashes but Nothing Rising from Them

    (American) Lots of Ashes but Nothing Rising from Them

    Vulcanologists believe most of the ash engulfing the UK does not come from Iceland but rather from Gordon’s volcanic tantrums.

    Read more
  • (American) It’s Not Cricket

    (American) It’s Not Cricket

    Leading political analysts in the UK have recoiled in horror at the prospect of the country becoming as big a post-election basket-case as Tasmania

    Read more
  • (American) Extreme Election Sanity Warning

    (American) Extreme Election Sanity Warning

    Gordon Brown called a UK General Election for the 6th May

    Read more
  • (American) Sewage Disposal Research Shock

    (American) Sewage Disposal Research Shock

    Shock findings from a research study carried out round pubs in the West End

    Read more
  • (American) Research Study Shock

    (American) Research Study Shock

    To access this article, please adjust the Friday Mash site at the top right hand corner to Australian and/or American or simple click on the links contained in this message.

    Read more