In a riveting discussion with Tori Ed Miliband explains why he’s in favour of much bigger budget deficits.
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Tori gets David’s reaction to Rupert’s farewell tour of the UK
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Tori didn’t appreciate how interminably boring Ed can be until she started interviewing him
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Pippa did you ever dream that one day you would be sitting on the world’s most glamorous bum?
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Tori Banger recently caught up with the UK Deputy Prime Minister for an in depth discussion about national affairs
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‘Your recent budget measures were controversial’ said Tori ‘It was a brave move to raise the retirement age to 103’
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Our UK, US and Canberra political correspondents have pooled their vast experience and research acquired through years of intense mental suffering during election campaigns
Read moreDavid Cameron and Nick Clegg have denied that their Coalition agreement requires them to undertake consideration of gay marriage
Read moreThere is universal agreement that Gordon has the vision, the intellect and the talent to do virtually any job except prime minister of the UK
Read moreThe UK election result puts the country on course for government chaos similar to Tasmania
Read moreSome commentators believe that voters are so disillusioned with Brown, Cameron and Clegg that the Bigoted Grandmas Party could seize power.
Read moreNick Clegg, the Liberal Democrats leader revealed he had slept with no more than thirty women
Read moreVulcanologists believe most of the ash engulfing the UK does not come from Iceland but rather from Gordon’s volcanic tantrums.
Read moreLeading political analysts in the UK have recoiled in horror at the prospect of the country becoming as big a post-election basket-case as Tasmania
Read moreGordon Brown called a UK General Election for the 6th May
Read moreShock findings from a research study carried out round pubs in the West End
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