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Archive for the ‘Pillow Slips’ Category

  • In the Labour Ward

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger notes Ed Miliband’s comment that the ‘Labor Party is back’ and speculates on where they might have been

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  • Not Playing with a Full Deck

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger discusses Titanic mythology.

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  • Sub Standard

    In her famous Pillow Slips column Tori Banger gets to the bottom of the reasons why George Osborne is known round Westminster as ‘the submarine’.

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  • Premature Withdrawal

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger reveals that sex will not become an official Olympic sport at the London Games.

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  • In the Same Boat

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger reveals why the Kiwi waka was banned from the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Pageant.

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  • Driving Test

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger discovers who is really in the driving seat at the Lib Dems

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  • Credit Where No Credit is Due

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger argues that Gordon Brown is not getting the acknowledgement he deserves for the EU debt crisis.

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  • A Debt-led Recovery

    Tori Banger explains how a new understanding between Cameron and Obama on the nature of debt could lead them to a deficit led recovery while the EU is left behind grasping at surpluses

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  • Couldn’t Give a Continental

    Tori Banger reports on a meeting of the Tory Eurosceptics Group which concludes that all members of the EU apart from the UK are foreigners

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  • Bail Conditions

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger speculates about whether there will be any get-out-of-jail cards left for the UK after the EU has bailed out everyone else.

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  • In Full Flow

    Tori Banger interviews Theresa May about whether her new open-door immigration policy can be applied successfully to terrorists

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  • Beyond all Understanding

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger analyses whether anyone understands what Ed Miliband is talking about including himself

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  • The George Osborne Interview

    Pillow Slips reports on a profoundly moving interview conducted in Tori Banger’s characteristically intimate style

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  • Queen for a Day or Two

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger reflects on the Queen’s visit to her loyal subjects in Australia and whether anyone there will remember who she is

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  • More Libya Trivia

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger discusses why David Cameron and William Hague went to Libya of all places

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  • Long to Rain Over Us

    Tori Banger in her Pillow Slips column discusses prospects for a UK summer this year

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  • Loose Forwards and Backwards

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger reveals some exciting new additions to the England rugby team going to the World Cup in New Zealand

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  • Beyond Belief

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger discusses why it is so difficult to believe anything from politicians or newspapers

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  • A Maiden Over Makeover

    In her Pillow Slips column Tori Banger explains why Australians have trouble believing the guy squeezing Liz Hurley is Shane Warne

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  • Loot Recital

    In a perceptive Pillow Slips column Tori Banger discusses the social impacts of the riots.

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  • Having a Good Trott

    Tori Banger reveals that the greatest supporters of the England test cricket team are in South Africa

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  • Diplomatic Impunity

    Following the UK Government move to clear the Gaddafi mob out of the Libyan Embassy in London NATO has confirmed its removal from their list of potential bombing targets

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  • Hacking for Hacks

    Tori announces the launch of the Banger School of Journalism and describes the exciting curriculum and how it was inspired by state-of-the-art techniques pioneered by News Corporation

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  • Rupert Bare

    Pillow Slips reveals the latest recorded message on UK mobile phones

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  • Not Getting the Message

    Pillow Slips reveals why it would be difficult to hack into Rupert Murdoch’s message bank

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  • Place in The Sun

    Pillow Slips reveals why Ed Miliband is such a shadowy figure

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  • Behind in the Polls

    Pillow Slips compares approval ratings of Ed Miliband and Pippa’s bum

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  • It’s Only Money

    Tori Banger explains why government surpluses are going out of fashion.

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  • Normal Emissions Will be Resumed as Soon as Possible

    The UK government have just released an exciting new 20 point action plan to reduce carbon emissions by 50% within the next sixteen years

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  • No Second Time of Assing

    A Pillow Slip from Tori Banger reveals why the Queen didn’t agree to a rerun of the Royal Wedding during Obama’s visit

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  • Politically Incorrect

    The Lib Dems can’t wait for the next election when they can at last oppose all the policies they’ve supported in coalition with the Conservatives

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  • Inaugural Pillow Slips by Tori Banger

    Tori Banger shares with Friday Mash all the goss she has learned from her intimate rendezvous with her Tory friends

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