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Archive for the ‘Boris’ Brain Explosions’ Category

  • The Life of the Party

    Following his success in the London Lord Mayoral election Boris toys with launching his own political party.

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  • Prime Ministerial Maintenance

    Boris comes up with a brilliant brain explosion to prevent prime ministers going stale.

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  • Riot Disquiet

    In his most destructive brain explosion to date Boris outlines his plan to stage the European
    Rioting Championships.

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  • A Go-Slow

    Boris’ latest Brain Explosion creates a plan to confront the dangers of fast cars and fast
    women.

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  • Argie Bargy

    In yet another brilliant brain explosion Boris outlines his plans to re-invade the Falkland Islands to promote peace and goodwill.

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  • Biting Off More Than I Can Chew

    Boris’ latest Brain Explosion doesn’t have any real teeth

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  • A Prince Amongst Men

    Boris believes that the Royal Family could do with someone like him and is convinced he’d be a better recruit than Fergie

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  • Cannonball Kid

    Boris explains his spectacular plans for lighting the Olympic Flame at the London Olympics

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  • A Criminal Conspiracy

    Boris’ Brain Explodes with another brilliant idea about sending the UK’s criminal classes Down Under again.

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  • Out of Gear

    Boris’ brain explodes yet again with excitement as he plans a nude flagellation run in Hyde Park

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    Foul Play

    Boris’ brain explodes with ideas about how to stop Rugby World Cup embarrassments at the hands of the Frogs.

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  • Me, Myself and Other Great People

    Boris has a Brain Explosion about his future prime ministerial prospects

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  • Too Much is Never Enough

    In a controlled Brain Explosion Boris reacts with passion to Labour Party thinking on the redistribution of sex to the underprivileged

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  • The Full Quid

    In a particularly enervating Brain Explosion Boris outlines why he believes MPs should be paid far too much money

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  • European Union Jack

    In an absolutely brilliant Brain Explosion Boris puts the case for Britain taking over the EU as a gesture of entente with the Frogs

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  • Weather or Not

    In another classic brain explosion Boris explains why reducing carbon emissions could leave the UK out in the cold

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  • You Don’t Have to be Gay to Get Married But it Helps

    Another Boris’ Brain Explosion about marriage is divorced from any previous sense he’s made on the subject

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  • A Fair Go for All

    Another inspired brain explosion Boris Johnson puts the case for unisex public toilets

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  • Racing Results

    Boris discovers that those who abuse him are not racists but rather people who can’t stand him.

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  • Undress Sense

    In another brilliant brain explosion Boris explains why members should sit in the House of Commons without a stitch on

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  • Boris Brain Explosions

    I’ve long been convinced of the merit of schools organising sex lessons for pupils at leading purveyors of adult services. Now look I know what you’re going to say; in bad taste, too young, exposing them to moral danger and all that short of stuff and believe me I understand the concern. First of all [...]

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