5 Reasons why Obama didn’t get invited to the Will and Kate Wedding

• His birth certificate proved he wasn’t born in Kenya which is a Commonwealth country.
• The UK authorities wouldn’t agree to his security demands which included the Head of the FBI conducting the wedding service and the Head of the CIA being chief bridesmaid.
• Congress couldn’t agree on a budget for the trip.
• His motorcade would have been longer than the wedding procession.
• He sanctioned the use of lethal force against Prince Andrew’s friends in Libya.

Very Fruity

Clinton and Obama are similar. They both have appeal on the outside and can be quite sweet on the inside. It’s not surprising therefore that one has been impeached and the other is impeared.

The Exception Which Proves the Rule

An increasing number of people were taking exception to Obama until he took exception to Usama bin Laden. That’s obviously why Obama believes the US is an exceptional nation.

Once More With Feeling

Following the navy seals’ brilliant performance in Abbottabad there is overwhelming public demand for an encore in Tripoli.

Latest Usama bin Laden Rumours

- He was on a course at Abbottabad Military Academy
- He’s running the US Treasury disguised as Ben Benanke
- He’s moved to another BP drilling rig in the Gulf of Mexico
- He’s running a travel agency in the Middle East specialising in family reunions at Guantanamo Bay
- He’s running a submarine servicing centre