Beware Power Cuts
As Morris Iemma would no doubt testify privatising NSW electricity assets can be fatal for a premier. Hopefully Kristina has taken out an apprehended stabbing order.

Cold Comfort
Presumably the arctic weather conditions in Europe and the US are the result of climate change but not global warming.

As Bad As It Gets
Federal government policies of prime ministerial stabbings, a carbon tax, a mining tax and huge increases in electricity bills have so far not had the desired effect. Asylum seekers keep on coming.

No Drinks Break
Asylum seekers are ideally equipped to raise national productivity. Most of them don’t drink or celebrate Christmas and are actually prepared to work during December.

No Return Tickets
The NSW Government trainwreck is overcrowded, behind schedule and staffed mostly by people who are getting off but it is on track to arrive sometime in late March.

An Attractive Figure
Kristina’s got a $1.5 billion war chest but it is not worth as much as Angelina’s million dollar bust.

The Tides of March
Julia has promised emergency disaster relief to flood victims in Queensland but has confirmed there will be no disaster relief in NSW before the March elections.

An Inconvenient Truth for the Climate Change Committee
2010 was the wettest and coldest year in Australia so far this century.