Another Day Older and Deeper in Debt
Obama is firm in his belief that America still leads the world. The trouble is that Greece, Portugal and Ireland are still following.

Grand Old Palin
The big worry now in the Republican Party is not so much whether Sarah Palin will enter the presidential race but the awful possibility that if she does she could become their best candidate.

Bad Judgement Day
Bill Clinton believes that Obama will be re-elected in 2012. He also believed that Monica Lewinsky could become White House intern of the year for a second time.

Nickel and Diming
Obama wants to create an America where wealth is fairly distributed and the only people making obscene amounts of money work at the US mint.

Totally Spent
Leading psychologists are convinced that Obama has contracted a serious spending addiction. They believe they can cure America’s debt problems by converting him back to a smoking addiction.