Right Not To Know
It has become clear why Julia is keeping the NBN a state secret. The NBN test market in Tasmania is showing that no-one wants to know.

Crash or Crash Through
The NBN trainwreck now leaving the station is driven by Julia with Stephen Conroy desperately trying to couple it together, Nick Xenophon waving a green flag, Tony blowing the whistle, Malcolm blocking the track and all of us forced to pay squillions for a ticket to ride.

Up Front on Behinds
In order to give them the ideal preparation for the March election Kristina is inviting her MPs to a boot up the backside camp.

Stitched Up
Stephen Conroy has reportedly made deep cuts to the NBN. It will henceforth be known as the National Band-Aid Network.

Marine and Green
The Victorian elections have shown that the Green tide sweeping the country is probably just a bunch of seaweed.

Ebb But No Flow
On the other hand Greens claim that their tide was engulfed by a global warming rise in sea levels.

At Least One Vote Guaranteed
Michael Lee has reportedly clinched the presidency of the NSW ALP by committing to vote for them at the March election.

Royalty and Gaiety
It’s such a shame Bob Brown seems reluctant to wed his partner even if gay marriage gets a guernsey. William and Kate could do with a bit of competition.