Secret Love
In her address to the US Congress Julia told them they have a good friend in Australia. Apparently they’re keen to find out who it is.

Avabadweekend
Kevin’s best chance of establishing a no-fly zone in Libya is a giant can of Aerogard.

Green Jobs in the Red
Obama is investing in leading-edge technology to combat climate change while Julia is imposing a tax. So the only new green jobs in Australia will be tax collectors.

Start Praying
Is Bob Brown the high priest of the climate change religion in Australia? Is the Pope a green catholic?

A Friend in Need
There has been rioting on Christmas Island to protest against Julia’s immigration policy. There is no word about whether Tony sent a message of support.

Mark My Words
If the man responsible for the insulation scheme, the mining tax and the ETS is now Australia’s preferred prime minister, Mark Latham must surely be considering a comeback.

Sinking Feeling
The NSW Government is doing their best to avoid doing a Titanic. Nobody’s bumped into Kristina in Icebergs Restaurant recently.

Showing Promise
Julia will probably claim that the peoples assembly in Canberra on March 23rd to protest against the carbon tax is the delivery of one of her election promises