Julia must have been thrilled to see so many at the ‘Say Yes to the Carbon Tax’ rally. She’s probably granted them all asylum by now.

Bob Katter is seeking an expert on downsizing to help him reduce the size of Woolworths and Coles. Kristina Keneally perhaps?

Kevin took up a clear position during Julia’s negotiations with Indonesia, PNG and Malaysia in Europe.

Sarah Hanson-Young is a committed Green but some feel she’ll become a lot more like Pauline when she’s Hanson-Old.

It can’t be that bad in the asylum seeker centres. They seem to enjoy a lot of nights out on the tiles.

At last a painless way to help Julia reduce the number of people smuggler boats coming to Australia: sell Christmas Island to Indonesia.