Australians can feel proud they live in a country that produces the most expensive carbon in the world.

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Christine Milne claims that the US and China will follow our lead on the carbon tax. They’ve probably already asked Lord Monckton for his advice.

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If you meet Julia in a local shopping mall trying to sell the carbon tax don’t buy now but wait for a bigger handout in the January Sales.

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The US Congress is strongly in favour of a carbon tax but only in Australia.

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If the carbon tax causes smoke to come out of your ears move to NZ because you’ll only be charged $10 a tonne over there.

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Dominique Strauss-Kahn admits to a sex binge in New York. He had no choice poor fellow because his wife strongly disapproves of binge drinking.

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