Early Closing
US politicians seem intent on shutting down the Obama administration which has shut down their operations to shut down Gaddafi and opened up an opportunity for NATO and the rebels to shut him down instead. Obama commented that Libya wasn’t an open and shut case.

Marriage Problems
Claims that Andrew Wilkie intends to bastardise Julia have really upset her parents.

Budget Deficit
It must be difficult these days for Wayne to prepare his budget. You can’t buy red ink anywhere.

Imperilled by Pauline
What a pity Pauline didn’t get elected. We need people like her in parliament to help the other members look like they know what they’re talking about.

The Odds Couple
Andrew Wilkie is committed to stamping out problem gambling but Julia says she’s determined to pursue the NBN and the carbon tax.

Union Movement Backwards
The union movement seems to have twigged at long last that the carbon tax will cause more unemployment than work choices.

Low Carbon Wedding
The Royal Wedding will reassure Julia that not every union is threatened by the carbon tax.

Disaster Warning
Julia is planning to visit tsunami-devastated areas in Japan. Hopefully it won’t be as big a disaster as her visit to flood-ravaged Queensland.