Beware of Greeks Accepting Gifts
You can say what you like about Obama as an economic manager but at least he hasn’t lent any money to the Greeks yet.

Family Planning Policy
There is a growing conviction among political commentators that Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin are one and the same person. Both are gaffe-prone, religious right members of the Tea Party and have approximately the same number of kids. The most plausible theory about why this dual persona came about is that one of them has two families and is going to great lengths to avoid meeting the same fate as Arnie.

Up and Down the Tubes
Obama has been strongly critical of Republicans for not showing the leadership necessary to drag the country out of debt and so match his leadership in dragging the country into it.

Not Running On Time
Waiting for Sarah Palin to declare whether she’s going to run for president is like waiting for a train-wreck delayed by a bus.

No Affairs to Remember
The Republican party are urgently seeking presidential candidates who are neither religious nor sex maniacs, gaffe-prone or nonentities. A celibate Bill Clinton, for example, would be ideal.