Harassed Housewives

Stories are beginning to leak out that the Democratic Party has groups of women ready to target each Republican presidential candidate with accusations of sexual harassment. If Newt Gingrich gets the Republican nomination the Democrats are said to be prepared to book Madison Square Garden to accommodate all his accusers. In the event that Michele Bachmann gets the nomination they are confident they can persuade Rick Perry to press assault and battery charges.

Right Back Where it Started From

The Californian legislature is a few months away from bankruptcy and believes they have a better chance of a bailout from the European Central Bank than Obama. State politicians claim that their dire financial position is the result of having to support so many parts of Arnie’s legacy. They’re discovering two more of his families every week.

Away Games

Obama has been out of the White House for the G20 Summit, the APEC Summit, the visit to Australia and the East Asia Summit. Despite frantic last-minute efforts by the Super Committee his staff were unable to find a reason to keep him out of the country any longer.

It Doesn’t Take Einstein

Republicans are still experiencing disappointment that there isn’t a genius among their candidates for president. Are they serious? Surely they don’t expect a genius would be stupid enough to accept responsibility for someone else’s fifteen trillion dollar debt gone feral.

Another Day Older And Deeper in Debt

Obama’s two great initiatives to solve the debt crisis have been the Stimulus and the Super Committee. The BP oil crisis made a bigger contribution than either of them.