Silly Old Sausage
Anthony Weiner’s career path has changed from being on a roll to being in a pickle inside one.

Seal of Disapproval
The new leader of Al Qaeda, Al Zawahiri, says he intends to continue with all Bin Laden’s policies except that he has no plans for a further meeting with the navy seals.

Like Two Teas in a Pod
Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin have obviously come off the same production line but it looks like one will pass her presidential ‘use-by’ date before the 2012 election.

Body Shopping
Anthony Weiner reportedly has plans to join a major new body in Washington. Hopefully it will make his tweets look more attractive.

On His Toes
Commentators report that Obama is seeking new ways to inject compelling points into his major speeches. The best idea so far is that he should wear a pair of ballet shoes.

They’ll be Back
There are considerable rewards being offered to anyone who finds another of Arnie’s families.