Not Moving Forward
Julia was at the SCG last week primed for an impressive demonstration of decision and delivery. Alas she wasn’t asked to umpire or do any bowling.

Current Affairs
Kristina is desperately trying to stop Fred Nile holding an inquiry into her sale of state electricity assets. It would be a political disaster if Fred found that the sale constituted emissions trading.

Silence is Golden
Whatever it costs the country to send so many federal MPs on study tours overseas at this time of year it’s worth it. The sense of relief is overwhelming.

A Debt That Can Never Be Repaid
The US is poised to raise its national debt above $14 trillion. That will give Wayne something to aim for.

Taking Its Toll
There is no more powerful symbol of the standing and stature of the NSW Government than the Sydney Harbour Bridge. And right on cue it’s going rusty.

The Good Oil for Julian
The US inquiry into the BP oil spill found that it was not caused by a Wikileak.

More Appealing
The asylum seeker appeals system is becoming far too complex and costly. Perhaps the government could simply rely on references provided by the people smugglers.

Oprah Springs Eternal
Authorities are worried that Oprah’s eulogies about Australia will attract more asylum seekers than tourists. The people smugglers have reportedly offered to sponsor a return visit.