Archive for the ‘Palinpower’ Category

  • Trying to Gel with Michele

    Michele Bachmann has great difficulty in understanding that her best chance of becoming president is to follow Palinpower’s advice

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  • To Run Or Not To Run

    Palinpower finally finds a role in the presidential race

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  • The Neverending Story

    Palinpower visits John McCain who wonders like the rest of us why she doesn’t make up her bloody mind about running for president

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  • Tea and Sympathy

    A delegation from the Tea Party pleads with Palinpower to enter the presidential race and ensure that Obama doesn’t manage to stop the circus

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  • Will She or Wont She

    Palinpower drops in on a Tea Party meeting to discuss whether or not she should run for President just in case anyone’s still interested

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  • The Trouble with Harry

    Palinpower drops in on Harry Reid in an effort to persuade him to put her on the Super Committee

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  • Taking the Credit

    As Deven Sharan the President of Standard and Poor’s was working furiously at his desk a flash of light streaked across the skies above and came to rest beside him

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  • Playing at President

    As Jay Carney, Obama’s press secretary, was taking questions from correspondents in the White House briefing room a flash of light streaked across the skies above and came to rest beside him

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  • Extra Terrestrial

    Palinpower talks to Steven Spielberg about her agonising choice between becoming president or a movie star

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  • Terminal Velocity

    Palinpower consults Arnie about why her campaign for president seems to have reached a bus-stop

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  • Taken For a Ride

    As Mac the plumber was sipping a heart starter in his favourite downtown Boston coffee shop he was suddenly confronted by a dynamic vision of womanhood

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  • Bush Whacked

    Palinpower gets some great advice from George W Bush which she probably won’t take

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  • Harry Reid

    Oh Oh 7

    Was it Obama’s Royal Wedding invitation which had got lost in the mail or the US deficit bursting through its ceiling? No it was Palinpower

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  • Tea Party Poopers

    As an extreme left-wing group was assembling to stage a counter-demonstration against a Tea Party rally a flash of light streaked across the skies above and came to rest beside them

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  • Sarah Palin is

    Republicans to a Tea

    As Michele Bachmann was seated at her desk in Washington penning another vitriolic anti-Obama diatribe a flash of light streaked across the skies above and came to rest beside her

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  • Moose Abuse

    As Al Gore was cleaning up his environment a flash of light streaked across the skies above and came to rest beside him

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  • George Clooney scratches head when with Palinpower

    A Frightening Picture

    As George Clooney was relaxing in a Hollywood studio prior to going on set a flash of light streaked across the skies above and came to rest beside him

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  • Down Mexico Way

    Down Mexico Way

    As Felipe Calderon was attending to matters of state in his presidential office in downtown Mexico City a flash of light streaked across the skies above and came to rest beside him

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  • True Mitt

    True Mitt

    As Mitt Romney sat at his desk writing his next ‘why I should be president’ speech a flash of light streaked across the skies above and came to rest beside him

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  • Mubarak Obama

    Mubarak Obama

    As Hosni Mubarak was working at his desk in the presidential palace a flash of light streaked across the skies above and came to rest beside him

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  • Pressing Matters

    Pressing Matters

    Was it a Christmas light gone feral or a Peyton Manning hail mary? No it was Palinpower.

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  • The Sheikh of Leak

    The Sheikh of Leak

    As Julian Assange sat at the computer in his English hideaway, fingers poised above the keyboard ready to release more sensational Wikileaks into the blogosphere, a flash of light streaked across the skies above and came to rest beside him

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  • Merry Holidays

    Merry Holidays

    As Walt Snerd manager of the Toy Travesties store was hard at work at his desk planning for the seasonal shopping surge a flash of light streaked across the skies above

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  • The Spliting Image

    The Spliting Image

    As Marvin Madweather, the renowned image development consultant, was wondering what on earth he could do for Julian Assange a flash of light streaked across the New York skies and came to rest beside him

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  • My Brilliant Korea

    My Brilliant Korea

    The Dear Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-il was having a moment of reflection on what further he could do to provoke the South Koreans when a flash of light streaked across the skies over Pyongyang and came to rest beside him

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  • Marriage Problems

    Marriage Problems

    Was it an air traveller going it alone after refusing to be groped or scanned at the airport or an alien from another planet? No it was Palinpower from Alaska.

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  • All The Money That is Fit To Print

    All The Money That is Fit To Print

    Don’t you dare press that ‘Start’ button on the printing machine’ said Palinpower ‘If you do I’ll come straight back to kick you in the futures exchange. The bucks stop here

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  • She Will Go No More a Roving

    She Will Go No More a Roving

    As Karl Rove sat at his desk devising another diabolical Republican strategy, a flash of light streaked across the sky, slipped in through the building entrance and came to rest beside him – Palinpower

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  • Biden Her Time

    Biden Her Time

    US Vice-President Joe Biden was sitting in his garden smelling the roses when a flash of light streaked across the sky

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  • A Borderline Case

    A Borderline Case

    As a group of Hispanic illegals approached the Mexico Arizona border a flash of light streaked across the sky and came to rest on the wall which stood in their way

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  • Spending Cut

    Spending Cut

    As Timothy Geithner, the US Secretary of Treasury, was working in his office a streak of light swept across the sky, shot through his window and came to rest in front of his desk

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  • Palinpower

    Palinpower

    A flash of light streaked across the sky. Was it a carbon emission, a UFO or a tattered old ‘Yes we can banner?’ No it was Palinpower

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