On a Mission

Commentators believe that something could be amiss with Obama’s tour of Europe. He’s just missed the Queen in Ireland, he’s missed the Royal Wedding and Dominique Strauss-Kahn will certainly be missing in Paris.

Back-Dating

Many Americans are excited by Obama’s concept of reverting to 1967 borders. This would mean Arizona and Mexico could become separate entities again and just by reverting another nine years to 1958 he could get rid of Alaska and the threat of Palin.

Fox Hunting Season

There is concern about the future of Republicans who are withdrawing from the presidential race. Fox News doesn’t have any more vacancies.

Bets Are Off

Donald Trump was reportedly keen on building a casino in the West Bank but Netanyahu must have told him it was a place not a financial institution.

Raising the Roof

The US debt has reached its ceiling. This leaves the government with a number of options.
If it’s a glass ceiling they can get Oprah Winfrey to break through it. Instead of breaking through the ceiling they could break into Wall St. Or they could build a new dimension on to the economy, but that’s another storey.