If Herman takes a lie detector test and passes it will be a huge blow to his chances of becoming a politician.
Herman has asserted that his relationship with those women who have made claims against him was either non-existent or strictly black and white.
Sources in the GOP claim the women are professional travellers. They get paid for going away.
Republicans are desperate to find some indiscretions in Obama’s past life. They’re investigating claims that he provided the spark for Bill Ayres.
Herman is convinced that his experience working for Godfather Pizza has ideally equipped him for the job of running the US. He says he will start with a thin base, remember that people are hungry for him to deliver, put all his best ingredients into a Supreme effort and create something big enough for everyone to get a slice.
Following the news that Gaddafi bedded around five men and women a day – Herman commented that if he’d been a candidate for US President the media would only have accepted him if he’d been a Democrat.
Friday Mash has been selected for the Australian National Archive
