Cleaning Up The NSW Environment
The cancellation of Julia’s Cash for Clunkers programme means that the people of NSW won’t get anything for trading in the NSW Government.

No Longer Keeping Mummy
The Egyptian crisis is a huge boost for Kristina. At last she can point to a government that’s more unpopular than hers.

Heavy with The Levy
According to inside sources the most likely contenders for Julia’s next levy are the Mining Tax Disaster Levy, the Save Wayne’s Surplus Levy and the NBN Waterproofing in Queensland Levy.

Labor Costs
Stop Press: Julia is thought to be considering a NSW Government Levy as well. Experts believe it will cost more to clean up that disaster than the Queensland floods.

In Second Gear
Berlusconi has responded to criticism of his bunga bunga parties by switching to bunga parties. Guests only have to take half their clothes off.

Stop On Green
The dumping of Julia’s Green Loans programme didn’t cause much comment. Who on earth would want to borrow Bob Brown anyway?

Send for the Cavalry
If the US doesn’t expedite their involvement in Egypt a war could start without them.

The Absolute Pits
Stand by for Bob Brown to point out that this hot weather is the fault of the mining companies. Come to think of it the mining companies were certainly the cause of Bob Brown.