Blown Away
NSW authorities are relieved that Cyclone Katrina has been downgraded to a deep depression.

Blow-in
After Julia’s live commentary on the floods it was disappointing that Bob Brown didn’t do a live report on Cyclone Yasi chained to a tree on Mission Beach.

A Nationals Disaster
Experts have rated Cyclone Yasi the biggest blowhard in Queensland since Barnaby Joyce.

Mubarak Emission Reduction
The solution for Mubarak is obvious. Form an alliance with the Greens and introduce a carbon tax.

No Gut Reaction
One expert claims that the solution to the Egyptian crisis lies in belly dancing diplomacy. However neither Hillary nor Kevin seem to have the stomach for it.

Top Swap
Australia should exchange Niles with Egypt. We would acquire a great river and Fred would become just another religious maniac in the Middle East.

Tooheys in the Suez
There could be an opportunity for Kristina to move to Egypt after the state election. Protesters there believe that even her government would be an improvement on Mubarak.

Drought Conditions
Tony’s appeal for campaign funds to stop Julia levying floods of tears in parliament seems to have dried up.

In it up to His Neck
The Labor Party are reportedly planning to label Tony’s appearances in the NSW election campaign as ‘shit happening’.