What can the US do to claw back its Triple A rating?

• Send Afghanistan a bill for the war
• Start producing cocaine locally
• Take over Standard and Poor’s
• Send Obama on a crash course in economics
• Send Mexico a bill for the return fares for Hispanic illegals
• Allow everyone to print dollars online
• Make another A while the sun shines
• Shorten presidential election campaigns to a week
• Nationalise Las Vegas casinos
• Put Donald Trump in charge of the US Treasury and offer him a percentage of budget surpluses
• Only fight wars which are profitable
• Make all politicians work on a voluntary basis
• Make the Tea Party a co-signatory to all government checks