Archive for the ‘USA Yesterday’ Category

  • The P.E.Doff Interview with Arnie

    Friday Mash’s veteran Washington correspondent P.E.Doff talks to Arnie about governing, acting and terminating.

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  • Enough to Send You Bonkers

    The Friday Mash Electoral Brain Damage Clinic monitors the progressive loss of marbles by the Republican presidential candidates.

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  • No Tick of Approval

    P.E.Doff discusses whether Obama should view the Debt Clock as a sign of the times

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  • Just for Openers

    In his USA Yesterday column P.E.Doff discusses whether Newt is open for anything or just open marriage

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  • All That’s Left for Christmas

    USA Yesterday reveals what’s top of Obama’s Christmas Present Wish List

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  • Wild Goose Chase To The White House

    P.E.Doff bravely tries to make sense of the campaign for the Republican nomination

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  • Harassed Housewives

    P.E. Doff explains why the Democrats are recruiting increasing numbers of harassed housewives to their campaigns against Republican presidential hopefuls

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  • Reflections on Herman Cain

    In his USA Yesterday column P.E.Doff reflects on whether Herman’s career as President of Godfather Pizza is the ideal experience to become president of the US

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  • Fat Chance

    In his USA Yesterday column P.E.Doff explains why Herman Cain’s chances of becoming president are far from slim

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  • Sex Sells

    In his USA Yesterday column P.E.Doff welcomes Herman Cain’s attempt to lend legitimacy to the US presidential campaign by introducing sex

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  • White House Press Conference

    P.E.Doff reports on a landmark Q&A session between Jay Carney the President’s White House Press Secretary and the White House Correspondents

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  • Path of True Wrighteousness

    P.E.Doff discusses whether sending the Rev Wright to solve the Israel-Palestine conflict would be a blessing

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  • Another Day Older and Deeper in Debt

    In his USA Yesterday column P.E.Doff reports that the US is still leading the world and therein lies the problem

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  • Sunburned

    USA Yesterday assesses the Solyndra situation

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  • The Presidential Address

    P.E.Doff gives his own expert interpretation of Obama’s address on the American Jobs Act in case you misunderstood it incorrectly

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  • President Hesitant

    P.E.Doff gives an unusually sober analysis of the Republican candidates for president

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  • Debt Relief

    In his USA Yesterday column P.E.Doff explains why Obama could be the last US President

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  • The George W. Bush Interview

    P.E.Doff secures a landmark interview with George and finds out how ratty he really is about being blamed for everything by Obama

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  • In a Tailspin for Palin

    In his USA Yesterday column P.E.Doff outlines the pros and cons of Sarah Palin entering the presidential race

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  • What the US can do to Claw Back its Triple A Rating

    The only viable options left for the US to maintain some semblance of order

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    Whackyleaks

    In his USA Yesterday column P.E.Doff believes Obama’s main problem is being unable to stop the leaking

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  • Shades of Opinion

    USA Yesterday explores how the changing shades of Obama’s hair are colouring political opinion

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  • The Earth Shattering Outcomes if the US Doesn’t Raise the Debt Ceiling

    Obama will stop spending but only if his credit card gets cancelled Politicians will be paid what they’re actually worth Greece, Portugal, Ireland, the US and Dominique Strauss-Kahn will all be bailed out together The President of Chad will send a message welcoming the US to the Third World Mexico will protest to the UN [...]

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  • Its the Stupid Economy Stupid

    USA Yesterday reveals Obama’s daring economic strategy to win the 2012 election

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  • Family Planning Policy

    USA Yesterday reveals exclusively that Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin could be one and the same person

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  • Completely Foreign to Her

    P.E. Doff reports on why Sarah Palin went off the idea of campaigning in the Sudan

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  • Like Two Teas in a Pod

    USA Yesterday spots the difference between Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin

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  • Crappy Families

    P.E.Doff reflects on the extraordinary trend amongst US politicians to have an extra family on the side

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  • Life is Full of Surprises

    Apparently he’s less than impressed with all the surprise visits his country’s been copping recently. The navy seals were a huge shock but Usama bin Laden had been there five years and hadn’t even bothered to get in touch

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  • Raising the Roof

    The US debt has reached its ceiling leaving the government with a number of options. If it’s a glass ceiling they can get Oprah Winfrey to break through it

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  • A Star is not Yet Born

    Urgent action is needed to unearth a new star before someone starts fertilising another Bush

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  • 5 Reasons why Obama didn’t get invited to the Will and Kate Wedding and the latest Usama bin Laden Rumours

    5 Reasons why Obama didn’t get invited to the Will and Kate Wedding and the latest Usama bin Laden Rumours

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