This week Guy the Friday Mash Superfly winged his way to a wall in the Washington DC office of the US Secretary of State and sent us this exclusive report on the vital strategic discussion she had with her husband.

‘You’d have made a much better president than Obama’ said Bill

‘I know’ said Hillary ‘the only thing that stopped me was the laughable prospect of you becoming the First Gentleman’

‘Behind the great female president’ said Bill ‘would have been a former great male president with his hand up her back’

‘Most women seem to have experienced your hand up somewhere’ responded Hillary

‘Ten years ago’ said Bill ‘Obama would have been lucky to get a job serving us coffee’

‘Ten years ago’ said Hillary ‘you were damned lucky everyone didn’t leave you to get your own coffee’

‘Oh come on honey’ said Bill ‘I spent months out there on the campaign trail pushing myself to the point of exhaustion to get you the top gig’

‘Didn’t all those women find it confusing that you got them in sack just to campaign for your wife?’

‘When it comes to elections’ said Bill ‘the end justifies the means’

‘Not when it’s your end it doesn’t’ said Hillary ‘I probably lost the election because you couldn’t keep it up’

‘When Al Gore and Ted Kennedy deserted you who was it who stuck by you even putting my own reputation on the line?’

‘Some reputation’ said Hillary ‘it’s a sort of role model for Tiger Woods. Who pulled you through when you were impeached? Not Madeleine Albright or Al Gore but good old me. Even Monica deserted you and despite all that time you spent working on her I’ll bet she didn’t vote for me’

‘Honey’ said Bill ‘you’ve got to understand I have a certain charisma that appeals to women and it enabled me to play an effective presidential part in your campaign’

‘Oh I’ve no doubt your presidential part played effectively in all sorts of places’ said Hillary

‘Now let’s get serious about 2012’ said Bill ‘we’ve got to start planning your next presidential campaign immediately’

‘Forget it’ said Hillary ‘you’ve spent too long in the doghouse ever to get back in the White House. My best chance of becoming president is a divorce’

‘You’ve got to admit’ said Bill ‘that I was a better president than George W Bush. And sexier too. Give me a year or two to work my charms and every woman in the US will be ready to vote for you’

‘Why do I get this overwhelming feeling that I’m the one who would get screwed?’ said Hillary ‘Look I can’t sit around chatting to you, I’ve got to phone Kevin Rudd about World Kangaroo Day. Are you in for dinner tonight?’

‘Sure honey’ said Bill ‘how about a romantic evening for two?’

‘Darling’ said Hillary ‘I thought you’d never ask’

Tags: Al Gore, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, First Gentleman, Fly on the Wall, George Bush, George W Bsh, Hillary Clinton, Kevin Rudd, Madeleine Albright, Monica Lewinsky, President of USA, Ted Kennedy, Tiger Woods, US Secretary of State, Washington DC

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