Comments on: Asylum Seekers Guide to Australia http://www.fridaymash.com/weekly-mash/international-affairs/asylum-seekers-guide-to-australia As the serious side of life increasingly threatens to take over, Friday Mash keeps you in touch with the funny side. Mon, 06 Sep 2010 06:21:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Michael Wevers http://www.fridaymash.com/weekly-mash/international-affairs/asylum-seekers-guide-to-australia#comment-27 Michael Wevers Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:54:08 +0000 http://www.fridaymash.com/?p=596#comment-27 appreciate if a few asylum seekers could drop by my place, have a garden that needs attention appreciate if a few asylum seekers could drop by my place, have a garden that needs attention

]]> By: A.M.Gray http://www.fridaymash.com/weekly-mash/international-affairs/asylum-seekers-guide-to-australia#comment-26 A.M.Gray Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:25:40 +0000 http://www.fridaymash.com/?p=596#comment-26 The other evening I had a rush of blood to the head. I had the idea to tender for one of the two working Collins class submarines and go into the asylum seeker smuggling racket. With the Collins sub I'd be able to sneak up to the mainland coast (Circular Quay for instance) and unload the passengers. Even though the Collins subs can be heard as far away as Mars, it is unlikely that the navy (or other boarder protectors) would worry as they'd think it was what it is - a noisy Collins. This assumes they would not know the Collins subs had been ditched because no one thought to tell them or notice was lost in the mountain of correspondence. I reckon I could get away with it for at least 10 years. By then I'd be filthy rich and could sell the sub for scrap, adding another $100 or so to my wealth. Struth! I've given the game away. Please ignore the above. The other evening I had a rush of blood to the head. I had the idea to tender for one of the two working
Collins class submarines and go into the asylum seeker smuggling racket. With the Collins sub I’d be able to sneak up to the mainland coast (Circular Quay for instance) and unload the passengers. Even though the Collins subs can be heard as far away as Mars, it is unlikely that the navy (or other boarder protectors) would worry as they’d think it was what it is – a noisy Collins. This assumes they would not know the Collins subs had been ditched because no one thought to tell them or notice was lost in the mountain of correspondence. I reckon I could get away with it for at least 10 years. By then I’d be filthy rich and could sell the sub for scrap, adding another $100 or so to my wealth.

Struth! I’ve given the game away. Please ignore the above.

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